So, it's a single sex youth club, then. Sounds like Scouts and Guides... BTW, is there a corresponding BrotherWood? #Countryfile

That sheep rotation device to make it easier to trim their hooves, etc.. Wish I'd had one of those 40 years ago instead of getting back strain... #ThisFarmingLife

Any jeweller that doesn't know the difference between a citrine and a yellow sapphire is either inept or trying to pull a fast one. #AntiquesRoadshow

Zero effort, zero points. For shame, Tomasz #Countryfile

So, the @Amazon phone app just thought I'd like Billy Joel t-shirts and hoodies. I've never bought anything to do with him. Yesterday I was watching Orphan Black: Echoes. During that, I queried aloud "Piano Man?" about a poorly sung snippet. You eavesdropping fuckers.

BBC commentator: "It's not the Simone Biles show" No, it's the "oh, shit, Simone Biles has turned up" show. #OlympicGames #Gymnastics

Never bought a single thing from you lot and am only following for shits and giggles. Here's your coveted engagement.

"Flock" of geese? #Countryfile

£70 each for a bit of laminate with some coloured squares on attached to a clip? That's some profit margin. #Countryfile

Only a fuckwit or someone on the take (maybe both) would think that breaking a biosecurity chain with an underfunded yet overcharging unnecessary extra testing step is a good idea. #Countryfile

Only a fuckwit or someone on the take (maybe both) would think that entrusting import lorry drivers to turn up 70 miles from point of entry for checks instead of using existing facilities at the port is a good idea. And also to not have decent records of it. #Countryfle

Yorkshire rap. Just needs to drop a backing beat. #Countryfile

"One of the best views in Yorkshire": a view without any of Yorkshire in it. 🤔 #Countryfile

"If I had a photograph of you..." #Countryfile calendar

"My old schoolhouse is half full of sand now": some old bloke who watched it slowly fill up over 40 years and never once thought of bringing a bucket. #Countryfile

Looking forward to a game of "Name That Giraffe" on tomorrow's #bbcbreakfast bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Scrumpus Regina #Countryfile

Hamza's Hidden Wild Isles: "what do badgers eat?" 20 years ago, your could have gone to whatbadgerseat.com which would have told you. Sorry kids, it doesn't work any more.

#thelastleg Elden Ringpiece #AGameForAndrew

Government recovered nothing as the company was, purely coincidentally of course, wound up 1 day before the widely publicised judgment date.