Y'all. The clitoris gets boners. Both the penis and clitoris have erectile tissue. Everyone needs some real goddamn sex ed.

this is going to ruin the tour

There is no such thing as a “post-birth abortion.” That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Fixed it

everyone please look at your fingers and admire them!! they are yours!!! don’t lose your fingers over a silly decision today… sincerely, an ER doctor on July 4th

That part.

So IUD insertion is normally just like "take a motrin after"? No nerve block, benzo, nothing?

Let’s be clear: Donald Trump would sign a national abortion ban and restrict access to contraception if given the chance. That is what’s at stake in November. We will stop him.

Hell is fake, but your orgasms shouldn’t be.

The worst part of election season is when women have to tell their greatest traumas in order to beg for our right to live knowing that some ham-scented brother-cousin is calling her a baby killer

“Doctors shouldn’t be involved in politics” 👋 ER doc here to say I’ll stop being involved in politics when thoughts/prayers are able to fix bullet holes

Oh my fucking God, man. FOR THE LAST TIME NO ONE KILLS BABIES IN THE 9TH MONTH #Debate2024

I had to stop watching the debate because my cat threw up.

Why do these abortions happen? Well, here are the reasons: 5/

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

It is TOO DANGEROUS to try to get pregnant without abortion being available. It’s just not. We, Ob/Gyns, are begging you to believe us.

Did you know free annual checkups, and preventative screenings like mammograms, colonoscopies and pap smears didn't used to be free? This is a part of the Affordable Care Act. Pass it on.