I've just heard Sheena Easton on the radio singing about how her baby takes the morning train. I'm sorry but I don't think it is at all appropriate to let your newborn child travel alone on public transport. Rest assured I have reported her to the relevant authorities.

Isn’t it lovely knowing how many men we see in our everyday lives are willing to rape an unconscious/drugged woman?

Photographer get scolded by the Queen for asking her to remove her crown

Is it me or is Neil Tennant wearing a big tuning fork on his face? #petshopboys #radio2inthepark

Heating’s on. Hello Autumn.

What a beautiful video. Cancer affects so many of us in different ways. Wishing Catherine, Princess of Wales a full recovery back to health.

Sorry to hear we’ve lost the wonderful James Earl Jones. RIP.

Also, find 70+ women who would gladly rape another strange woman’s unconscious husband. #giselepelicot

Different times. FFS.

We know it’s #NotAllMen but we don’t know which men it is. This is horrifying, but not altogether unexpected. #giselepelicot

Of course it was all her fault. #giselepelicot

What the living arse is the point of being an MP if you’re not going to represent your constituents? It’s literally your fucking job. So disappointed with this current government. Keir Starmer The Labour Party

Only one #Labour MP with a conscience. One. Unbelievable. #WinterFuelPayment #WinterFuelRobbery

This has aged like a fine milk. #WinterFuelPayment #WinterFuelRobbery #LabourMPs #LabourParty

Tris Osborne MP Liars and hypocrites.

The irony of the people who drove this country into the ground for the last 14 trying to take the higher ground.

I despair of anyone choosing to vote for this narcissistic, hateful man. Watch the whole thing. Respect to Kamala Harris for keeping her cool.

"She's made some basic errors...I wanted to see taxes on the wealthy first." "I wonder who's advising her." Carol Vorderman questions Labour and Rachel Reeves' decision to cut winter fuel payments. Carol Vorderman

It’s that time, a changing season begins; the air gets crisp, you reach for a long forgotten jumper and glance out of the window to wistfully remark upon the nights drawing in and catch sight of a man frantically fucking fallen leaves for the first time this year. Autumn.

Sad to hear we’ve lost the adorable Kenneth Cope. A stalwart of 20th-century pop culture. RIP.