I love these bot replies. The unique flavours, culinary treasures and spice of the land that #ScatmanSalah craves is shit. Literal shit. Like the diarrhoea kind. Oh and maybe some piss on the side 😂😂💩💩 #FoodieBeauty #EverydayMariam #spermeverywhere

Halfway through #mywifemyabuser on #My5 and, although I knew it would be a hard watch, I didn’t expect to have to pause it multiple times to try and digest what I’m seeing. And she only got 4 years. This poor man. Those poor kids

Every time I see the word Illinois I say it in my head like “Illin-wah” as if I’m a French poet riding my bicycle around the backstreets of Paree searching for my one true love

I watched #OneDay on #Netflix and despite reading the book four times, watching the film and reading the book again a week ago I am absolutely inconsolable #EmmaDex #DexEmma

2024 and I’m still obsessed with the 2022 #SuperBowl halftime show

That is absolutely not what that email says. I don’t know a lot about Sharla but it clearly says she disclosed her own medical details and this Katie lady just verified that it was a real office? #woacb #katiejoy

I didn’t realise, and can’t quite believe, that #HarryAndMeghan got an award in 2021 for choosing to have no more than two children 😂 so stunning and brave. I’m really pleased that not having a 3rd child in her mid 40s offsets the private jets, 16 bathrooms and 7 car convoys

Had my first ever edible last night. Tiny little starburst kind of sweet. I thought my head was going to spin itself off my neck for the next 18 hours. It’s only been a few hours since I feel recovered. That shit was good

My grandad passed away about 11 hours ago. As a family we managed to get him home for his last few days and I held his hand as he took his last breath. I’m so sad but he’s with my nanna now. He was the best man I’ve ever known ❤️

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Katie Joy has the world’s worst sense of humour!

Stay tuned #katiejoy #woacb #woacb official

I'm in a senior position with a FTSE100 company. I know how to talk a good talk. I tend to stay in a role for no more than 2 years before people realise I have no idea what I'm doing. Plan to keep on doing this until retirement.

Did not expect #beckham to be so brilliant. Lovely to see Posh & Becks being so normal and the calibre of players they have been able to interview is absolutely fascinating for a football lover like me #beckham netflix

Looking through my nanna’s photos today to decide which ones to use for her funeral. Found beautiful photos of her, both recent and when she was young. And found one of her and I that I’d never seen before from when I was about 13. Now drinking a brandy because shit that was hard

I feel so naive because I didn’t even realise when I first started watching that the Magdalene Laundries were real. This really happened. Shouting at the tv and sobbing my heart out by episode 6. Wonderful series

Two weeks ago we were called in to the hospital to say our goodbyes to my grandad. He’s still with us and a lot better now than he was then. Meanwhile, his wife, my nanna, had to go to hospital too for breathing problems. She passed away yesterday morning. I am heartbroken 💔

The first guy in the wheelchair, gets the photo then she looks at him and decides he’s not worth even saying hello to. Awful woman #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter #MeghanMarkleisaGlobalLaughingStock

“Jodi Hildebrandt has been placed on Inmate Observation Unit A. This means she has been placed in a unit for observation…”

“Stay tuned”

Oh I will, I am absolutely glued to this riveting ✨journalism✨ #woacb #katiejoy