The fact Europa Park is giving us that effect Disney has been teasing in every Imagineering documentary for three decades 🎥: Dimension Parcs

I retract this by the way, Disney just posted an awful POV with a GoPro. Tiana’s isn’t perfect, but if you liked Splash from a design perspective, this really does live up to it.

Speaking of which:

I don’t see a place for corn hole or hula hoops anywhere on this model? What a miss. How can they compete with “The Mouse”?

Penguin Trek is a great family coaster with awful operations. The exit leads to a queue where you have to wait 10 or so minutes to leave through the penguin exhibit, and there’s no other option to leave as emergency exit doors were barricaded off. Seems like a fire hazard, right?

The new Country Bears show is so disappointing. You can see where effort was put into it (like the smoking fiddle, which is neat) but it’s just ruined because it’s almost all “Disney” song brand synergy. It feels gross, inauthentic and distasteful.

That’s incredible theming for a flat ride and I’m disappointed that American parks don’t see the value in this

That’s crazy, but while I would hope that this is a capacity control measure (they definitely oversell express every single night, the average express wait is roughly 40 minutes), this probably just means that there is more express available for single night ticket holders.

New For Your Amusement! This week we slap on a cowboy hat and a wet tshirt with our pal Poseidon Entertainment (and not Glen Powell this time around) to discuss Twister… RIDE IT OUT! WATCH: youtu.be/6PiFHRjR2GM?si… LISTEN: listen.qcodemedia.com/foryouramuseme…

For Your Amusement, starring: The ride that mentally scarred me in kindergarten

I’m surprised at how positive reception has been to D23 because it really just looks like a lot of throwing “whatever” at the wall as Iger is on his way out. None of this appears to be creatively inspired, but is just more “mining” of franchises for more half-baked rides/lands.

Except they're not building Radiator Springs like in DCA. But since you brought this up, let's roll with it. Why is Radiator Springs a "breathtaking backdrop"? Because it's a carefully designed area with foreground, mid-ground, and background elements. (cont.)

Good news, thrill-seekers! There's even more time to enjoy the twists and turns of Scorpion, because we've extended the closing date to Sunday, 9/8! 🙌 Don't miss your chance to ride this legendary coaster and feel the sting one last time 🦂🎢

HHN 33 personal house rankings: 10. Triplets of Terror 9. Monsters: Bloodlines 8. Insidious 7. Museum: Deadly Exhibit 6. Goblin’s Feast 5. Major Sweets 4. A Quiet Place 3. Monstruos 2. Ghostbusters 1. Slaughter Cinema 2 There are no bad houses like Chucky last year though

I should’ve mentioned this a few months ago when I did my DC video, but the lifeguards don’t watch at all. As in, I was asked as a park guest to audit them (weird), carrying a red flotation device and they turned and actively avoided eye contact when they were supposed to point

I was excited for this rumor because I thought it would fix line ratio issues, but they really had to implement this in the worst way possible lol

The new Disney Difference is just transparent hostility to consumers lol

I guess haven't posted or even looked at X/Twitter for around a year, but I recently found out that someone is impersonating me on Tik Tok, which I definitely don't have an account with. I'd appreciate if you mass reported this account for impersonation: tiktok.com/@poseidonetm.f…

Poseidon Entertainment’s new video on Six Flags America. youtu.be/lv8uCzu0HQo?si…

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