A+ trolling from Efteling

Omg me and Jim Shull are the same, please escort me off this app.

Has any food establishment gotten worse at a rate comparable to Chipotle?

The decline is incredible.

Imagine thinking MSEP is better than PTN like 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Walt Disney said “I hope we never lose sight of one thing: it all started with a mouse.”

AND THEY LITERALLY LOST SIGHT OF THE ONE THING

Starfield

They should have called it “The only reason to come to this park is Crushes Coaster” bc then at least it’d be accurate.

New-to-me candy sales at almost every ODV cart and some QSRs too!

How lucky are we that they redid the entrance street of DCA, including all the shops, before the trend of big, open, white, brightly-lit retail became the hideous norm?

This is how I want Ohtani to respond from here on out:

Yo when the FUCK did they get rid of the hidden Mickey in the Grand Cal tree???

They used to have fresh grizzly river run merchandise for sale every year, like clockwork. Now? Nothing. Not a drop that says Grizzly anywhere.

They better not ever get rid of grizzly river run.

Another 'new to me' policy at Disneyland Resort, is that ask you to physically write down your 'estimated time of departure' on the folio card.

I wonder if they will input that time into the system and it will align with housekeeping so they don't knock on your door at 8AM?

“Disney Adventure World” is SEO suicide.