This is some straight Sodom and Gomorrah crap. x.com/yellowdiamond_…

I know what this meal needs! *opens cupboard* A bag of– *gasps* Onion?!

We can pretend Love Like You is about the overarching theme of the show, but come on. We all know it's a dog owner's song to their dog.

Pictured: Steven mortified by all of Onion's actions.

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|| Guys. Stop being so immature and treating Jasper accounts with disrespect and threats. There's REAL people behind those accounts that -

Actually have FEELINGS, and threatening them because of your /opinion/ of Jasper is /not/ okay. Stop harassing over a fictional character.

Identity theft is a crime.

Also, looking better as me than I look as myself is DEFINITELY a misdemeanor at least. That's so unfair.

Right?! What's with people stealing my body lately?! x.com/bigdonut_sadie…

Oh my God.

He was even cool as a BABY.... Sour Cream

Lars mhmm. *Does baby stuff*

First of all, we can't adopt him because we're kids. Second, we aren't RAISING A BABY TOGETHER. x.com/bigdonut_sadie…

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Impersonated, framed for theft, made me purple, put donuts in my underwear,

Mr. Universe can't Internet. Someone take his phone or computer or whatever.

Drama? On MY timeline? It's more likely than you think! Get a free PC scan today!

@JamieTheMaiIman No. I think I'm accidentally babysitting him?

@JamieTheMaiIman Dude...