@PurpleGemz65 How are humans as complicated as they are? They only live for less than a century!

@PurpleGemz65 Wrong HOW, exactly?

@PurpleGemz65 Well, yes, I know that. I'm talking about each individual human. They only get to exist for eighty to a hundred orbits each! -

@PurpleGemz65 How are they able to process the world they live in over such a short time period?!

@PurpleGemz65 I was just thinking the same thing. Steven's young even by human standards, but in some ways, he seems wiser than any of us!

@PurpleGemz65 What was it like? When Steven.... what's the word... when he started... existing? He says he was smaller then.

@PurpleGemz65 How little? How little did he used to be?

@PurpleGemz65 Was he larger or smaller than.... [A seagull flies overhead. Peridot points at it.] ...that?

@PurpleGemz65 GAH, WHAT?!

@PurpleGemz65 I'm quite well. Heh. Thank you for the inquiry.

@PurpleGemz65 "Hang... out..." This is...recreational companionship, correct?

@PurpleGemz65 Wow, thanks! I accept your offer!

@PurpleGemz65 Um... Don't you usually... lie down and do nothing? Or express yourself through music?

@PurpleGemz65 What else do you do? Oh! Watch the image cube?

@PurpleGemz65 Er... probably?

I HAVE POWERS.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

STEVEN AND AMETHYST ARE #HELPFUL #FRIENDS UNLIKE CERTAIN BLUE ROOMMATES.

#THAT FEELING WHEN you try to do something nice and get hit with the "Water was my tomb" speech.

Drama? On MY timeline? It's more likely than you think! Get a free PC scan today!