Piper Landon (@piperontwit) 's Twitter Profile
Piper Landon

@piperontwit

I broke my hand playing cornhole.

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habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“

Raybern's Sandwiches (@raybernstweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can you believe #Christmas is less than a week away?! With all the last-minute shopping you're most definitely going to need a quick bite! 😉 Don't you fear, Raybern's is here! 😆 📸: Piper Landon Check out our #sandwiches! >>> bit.ly/3hx63xS

Can you believe #Christmas is less than a week away?! With all the last-minute shopping you're most definitely going to need a quick bite! 😉

Don't you fear, Raybern's is here! 😆

📸: <a href="/PiperOnTwit/">Piper Landon</a> 

Check out our #sandwiches! &gt;&gt;&gt; bit.ly/3hx63xS
Kiersten Warren (@kierstenwarren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I couldn’t get my Uber because of “connectivity issues” so I just started walking down La Cienega until I had more than one bar. A tiny little elderly woman was struggling with two grocery bags. I wondered who let Grandma out with errands to run but no ride. I offered to carry

I couldn’t get my Uber because of “connectivity issues” so I just started walking down La Cienega until I had more than one bar. 

A tiny little elderly woman was struggling with two grocery bags.

I wondered who let Grandma out with errands to run but no ride. I offered to carry
Kiersten Warren (@kierstenwarren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

just not true. I’ll call on her tomorrow. But I’ll introduce you all tonight. Everyone, this is Barbara. My new best friend. I’ll leave you with this type written wisdom from Barbara’s refrigerator.

just not true.

I’ll call on her tomorrow. But I’ll introduce you all tonight. 

Everyone, this is Barbara. My new best friend.

I’ll leave you with this type written wisdom from Barbara’s refrigerator.
Jade Samuels (@jadeys1986) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My child is banned from the school playground/canteen for her hair, its neatly braided in a natural colour, I gave them a lesson on the history of black womens hairs cultural significance of braiding, they chose violence, Bishop Challoner Catholic College has a racist hair policy!!!

My child is banned from the school playground/canteen for her hair, its neatly braided in a natural colour, I gave them a lesson on the history of black womens hairs cultural significance of braiding, they chose violence,  <a href="/BishopChalloner/">Bishop Challoner Catholic College</a> has a racist hair policy!!!
Raybern's Sandwiches (@raybernstweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's a great day to enjoy a #delicous Raybern's, wouldn't you agree Piper Landon? 😌 Can you really have a fantastic day without #PhillyCheesesteaks? Just pop one or two in the microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! 😉

It's a great day to enjoy a #delicous Raybern's, wouldn't you agree <a href="/PiperOnTwit/">Piper Landon</a>? 😌

Can you really have a fantastic day without #PhillyCheesesteaks? 

Just pop one or two in the microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! 😉
Raybern's Sandwiches (@raybernstweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's a great day to enjoy a #delicous Raybern's, wouldn't you agree Piper Landon? 😌 Can you really have a fantastic day without #PhillyCheesesteaks? Just pop one or two in the microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! 😉

It's a great day to enjoy a #delicous Raybern's, wouldn't you agree <a href="/PiperOnTwit/">Piper Landon</a>? 😌

Can you really have a fantastic day without #PhillyCheesesteaks? 

Just pop one or two in the microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! 😉
Society of Secret Library Friends (@sslibfriends) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

trash jones (@jzux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds

🏴‍☠️ (@cursedkief) 's Twitter Profile Photo

sorry for having a tummy ache and an anxiety disorder, that wasn’t very Hard Worker Who Thrives in a Fast-Paced Work Environment of me