What a guy 🙌🏻

Hypocrite.

You lot are a joke.

You are literally everything that’s wrong with the world.

Still got dust on from being in the drafts that long

Just want to play golf.

Royal Mail are a fucking joke. Lose every bit of fucking post they get

Just fuck off

Had the Oxford Astra Zenica vaccine at 4.50pm in Mansfield yesterday, drove straight home and got stuck into Stella Artois until 1am. Woke up this morning with a massive headache, raging thirst and a huge desire for a Bacon sandwich!!! You do the maths......

expert pickpocket: [reaches into my jacket and pulls out speghetti] what the fuck me: give that back

Awful, awful scenes. Praying for Christian Eriksen 💙

SAMBA SAVES UNITED'S FIFTH PENALTY!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! #NFFC ✅✅✅❌ #SHU ❌❌✅✅❌

Justice.

Out. Like Germany. And Wales.

Big congratulations to AGC member Chris Pickford for getting a hole in one on the 15th hole earlier today! Well done Chris!!! #Abbeydale CP

Sky sports early coverage of the golf is absolutely shocking

Hahahaha. Bye.

Amount of StubHub and viagogo options for Oasis tickets for close to a grand is sickening.