fuck community college let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers

Genuinely top 10 most embarrassing things I’ve had to tell anyone

Sandy Petersen 🪔 When all is said and done, the only people who will ever remember all the overtime you worked are your wife and kids.

on burger

went to go get a drink with ny bf last night at around 9:30 and not even 2 minutes down the road he gets a call from his mom who is 11 hours away asking him why hes leaving the apt so late. I almost totaled our car just for fun

two of hip-hop’s most elite and influential producers, born 7 thousand miles apart on the 7th of February 1974 happy birthday to Nujabes and J Dilla who would’ve both been celebrating their 52nd birthdays today 🕊️

getting into armpits in 2026 is the same as getting into the optcg, if youre actually doing it out of love then its as cool as ever but its impossible to tell you apart from the losers who do it for the fashion or profit

this is kind of the best advice i’ve ever heard

you would not believe your eyes if ten million burger fries

well-priced European airport beer got me downloading Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace 1.7mb epub from annas-archive non-member mirror link #5 (No waitlist, but download may be very slow)

Just sat on toilet and farted 10 times giggling at my own farts while nothing came out #Korea

how i feel after eating over my cal limit

"man i sure do love being the first president of the united states i hope nobody carves me" george washington carver: hey man nice to meet you