This is fun

Anyway can't parents keen on private schools just buy fewer avocados?

Reader suggestion to expand the national service idea

'Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms.'

Tories are serious about dealing with tax avoidance in the same way that foxes are serious about hen-house security.

He could always ask Nadhim Zahawi about this.

Failing my compulsory maths A-Level because I was too busy on my compulsory national service

I really dislike Rachel Reeves, but she’s handling Laura K better than Cleverly did.

Because it’s bloody stupid.

I’m no Starmer fan, but this is ridiculous

They watched the first half of an episode of Yes, Prime Minister, and didn’t watch the second.

I see Nicky Morgan hasn’t improved since she joined the Lords.

All you need to know on why Sunaks latest election gimmick does not make any sense. Great thread by Naomi Smith 👇
Maybe Sunak's July election is really a revenge on his party. If anything will get young voters out in drones, than this latest announcement.

What about an 18 year old doing weekend work, ie in retail or hospitality? What about a student in higher or further education who balances their course with caring responsibilities?

This is the constant tweet of the campaign

LauraK should really ask Cleverly if he still thinks the Rwanda scheme is batshit. #BBClauraK

LauraK seems to have decided to be tough on Cleverly. Has she seen the signs of what’s ahead?

One for the election posters?

Cleverly ‘we force people to do things all the time’