Rishi Sunak’s latest campaign ad could just as easily be his leaked audition tape for the upcoming remake of 80’s sci-fi classic ‘ROBOCOCK’

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'fuck the Tories'. #LocalElections2024

“Once, whilst working for the Government, I spent £500m and 3 years on a Rwanda deportation scheme, then only sent 1 bloke - and had to pay him £3000 quid to go”

The next decade is going to be defined by incredibly rich people underestimating how fucking mad the rest of us are.

Thanks everyone, Rishi Sunak is crying and refusing to get changed out of his pyjamas. I hope you're happy with yourselves. #LocalElections

So jealous of the election official who got to turn Johnson away for having no ID. The joy that would swell in your soul when you realised he had none.

Boris Johnson, who made the law requiring ID to vote in elections, gets turned away from his polling station for not bringing ID (2024)

My polling station in Gospel Oak this morning.

Ever wondered what's inside a dalek?

'I don't care what the doctor said, you're starting work at Nando's first thing tomorrow'

Devastating picture of Angela Rayner’s cushion …

no sorry, this is a picture of Esther McVey and husband Phil Davies MP who claim £3k rent per month from taxpayer despite owning a flat down the road.

'I was in my study googling for angle grinders when I accidentally ended up on Grindr. I saw naked men, and stood up quickly in shock and my trousers fell down. I dropped my phone which took pictures of me and it sent them to a man on the site along with my contacts list'

This Easter, please take a moment to remember that if Jesus turned up now, we would lock him on a giant barge while we pass illegal legislation that will let us send him to Rwanda.
Happy Easter.

#HappyEaster #LizTruss

“I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘Leadership’ by Rishi Sunak? Yes, that’s right, the one without a spine”.

“You boy - has Lee Anderson defected from the Reform Party yet?”

Victoria Derbyshire tearing Ben Houchen a new one over the Teeside freeport is a thing of beauty.

Water - fucked
Trains - fucked
Energy - fucked
NHS - fucked
Education - fucked
Social Care - fucked
Economy - fucked
Pensions - fucked
Roads - fucked
Defence - fucked
International reputation - fucked

Apart from that, it’s been a good 13 years of Tory stewardship.

Knock yourselves out

“Bet you a thousand quid that you have to wait more than 2 years for your hip replacement”