So we have Tory MP’s (who have all become millionaires on our dime) doing the media rounds, to tell us that disabled people are (1) not disabled enough (2) lazy or (3) too wealthy on benefits.

It’s the last evil death rattle of the worst UK government in living memory.

Punters wanting hot air prioritise air fryer

A bit like giving your Glastonbury ticket back to then issued with a new one that only permits you access to one long drop & a burger van.

If Laurence Fox could turn back time I’m sure he’d stick with riding the wave of the family name, being a bang average actor, and simply being a racist behind closed doors.

But he can’t. And it’s fucking hilarious.

Quick headcount of the number of passengers reading the Sun newspaper while wearing a vest & adapt soundbite accordingly…..

I reckon I can get behind not standing up for 2 hours, twice a week while unable to get to the bathroom, for £104 return.

Surely no reputable airline is going to touch this illegal and immoral Rwanda plan with a barge pool? It’d be corporate suicide.

The state of this lot.

Quick….someone announce a Wetherspoons pint & chicken masala meal deal to get them off the streets.

Call me a miserable old cynic, but I don’t think this last year of Tory rule will go down as a vintage year in British history.

Big day for the patriots tomorrow….

You’ve not been able to celebrate Christmas, your hot cross buns have had their crosses removed, you’ve been banned from eating bacon & you may have heard a foreign accent in the post office.

But tomorrow is your day; happy St. Georges day.

Which is why we’re not getting a General Election until it’s a judicial necessity

It turns out, that in very rare circumstances……it is absolutely ok to laugh at someone for losing their job.

Good luck to anyone running the London marathon tomorrow.

If my experience is anything to go by; you spend about 4 hours running it, and then approximately 11 years telling anyone you’ve ever met, that you once ran it.

So, it’s time well spent.

Lady who has spent her life saving humans, is banned from saving humans, for daring to save planet, that humans live on.

Makes perfect fucking sense.

I could maybe have a ‘live and let live’ philosophy to this kind of excess…..

If only the bloke at the centre of the endless orgy wasn’t doing it on our dime, while simultaneously voting to starve school kids.

Yeah…..i’m definitely a bit less ‘live and let live’ then.

I mean…..who hasn’t made a desperate late night phone call to a colleague to demand money to ‘pay off really bad people’, before subsequently using company funds to cover said payment?

No…..still not me.

Dubai used to be a soulless, artificial, shithole, completely devoid of human rights……but in the sun.

Now it appears it’s all those things……but in Armageddon like rain. Tough sell.

I’m a fan of Europe but come on……you could have kept the fucker for a day.

We’ve had him for 60 years.

Iain Dale is like Piers Morgan……he says something I agree with about every 700 days and it subsequently leaves me feeling grubby & confused.

So I much prefer it this way….

If you’re a desperate refugee willing to travel on an inflatable boat, through the dead of night, across the world’s busiest shipping lane..

Then you’re not really going to worry about Sunak & his merry band of racists, eventually getting a Rwanda flight off the ground are you?