Introducing the 2015 VAMP Key Holders! @cdfontaine @agarday Chris Gorton @mshepjordan @former_fat_cat Edward Selvey ...

I hate Pitbull as much as the next guy, but "The club's jumpin like LeBron"?! I mean, come on, guys. That's pretty good.

Sittin' outside under a makeshift chandelier. Life's ok right now.

Saturday's Key Holders - @mistershavarsky Edward Selvey Liz Joynt Sandberg MCL Chicago ow.ly/i/aV1kw

Y'all think I'm weird, but the glistening puddle of fresh vomit on this red line is why I take off my shoes when I come over your place.

Backstage during a show about how people don't connect with each other because of cell phones. #sentfrommycellphone

Just watched a guy scream at a random passer-by for stepping in his teacup poodle's fresh shit. What.

I can't tell if you're trying to get in my pants or offering emotional support, Ludacris

Chillin' after a hardcore game of bacci on set #suburblyfe instagram.com/p/3hH4_NP76w/

That thing covered up by the ticket for parking in a loading zone? My loading zone permit. Thanks,… instagram.com/p/3jiM9yv73v/

Just hanging out backstage at The Second City during a show. Nbd. instagram.com/p/3nNtgxv73D/

There is apparently an elevator company called "Shindler." Today I rode Schindler's Lift. instagram.com/p/4AukJwP70u/

ICYMI: Yes, there's a fire. And we're working on it. #YesAnd #YesAndLifestyle

Just watched Chicago PD pull a gallon bag of weed and a handful of dimes out of a woman's purse. And… instagram.com/p/7OlVCfP74i/

Loving TimeLine Theatre 's set for The Price.

THIS SHAVING BRUSH JUST WENT SUPER SAIYAN instagram.com/p/9lkpr7P7wv/

#BestAdvice. Obvs, Alice Stanley Jr. 💞.

...is that piss? Skunk weed? ...both? #StPatricksDay #ihateeverything

@PamCohen Soooooooo when are you coming to visit again?

His supporters quietly forgave him. Hers publicly criticized her every move. This is being a woman. This is why it feels so personal.