What’s so funny about majoring in comedy? Go behind the scenes of top comedy programs @BestCollegesCom. USC Comedy Barnet Kellman Emerson College Martie Cook Columbia College Chicago Admissions Anne Libera DePaul University The Theatre School at DePaul University Liz Joynt Sandberg The Second City #HigherEd bestcolleges.com/news/analysis/…

If people in 1785 could imagine their children not being enslaved, we can envision a future without incarceration - Charlene been gone for a while, over on bsky now

How much longer do you think this baby will tolerate my quasi-attentive playing of fetch? #ondeadline #motheroftheyear #forrealthatsadogtoy

Aforementioned fetch baby

She began to write and perform after her first child was born. Her ass and vocabulary expanded at an allarming rate. #myozobituary

Just listened to that #UptownFunk song as though it was being sung to me by #mercuryretrograde. It was terrifyingly accurate.

Guess which idiot parents have been majorly hyping tomorrow's water park getaway to the 5 year old? #snOHNO

It's #LOUperbowl Sunday! Lou Leonardo

Well, I ate a steak at a water park today. Basically I've peaked, guys.

Thought my sweet kid was tryna hold my hand. Nope, just wiping some cheeto residue on my pants. We've assimilated. #waterparkpeople

This Saturday's "Outta the Woods!" is going to be epic! Get tix mclchicago.com/improvised-son… MCL Chicago #Sondheim

Excited!!! Porchlight Music Theatre starts preview for the Broadway hit #Sondheim on Sondheim this weekend at Stage773. Tix at porchlightmusictheatre.org

posting that you're taking a break from facebook: a cheap alternative to a death-hoax-so-you-can-attend-your-own-funeral. #calmdown

It is FUN to be the board president of a preschool during a measles outbreak! #ALLCAPSFORSARCASM #VaccinateYourKids

Tonight at 9pm, "Outta the Woods!" Only 4 shows left - get tix here! mclchicago.com/improvised-son… MCL Chicago

"What's your skin type?" Firework? Wrinkle-pimple?

Great show on Saturday, ISP has the savviest, most fun, packed houses! Get tix: mclchicago.com/improvised-son… MCL Chicago

America's judicial system is broken, you guys. secondcitynetwork.com/5-reasons-cant…

Dear @GeorgeGascon -I'm calling on you to actually prosecute the San Francisco Police officers who killed Mario Woods and so many others #GasconDoUrJob