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Once in Government, we will cease to give the French over £150mil a year for non immigration control. Instead we will give the people smugglers 0.5% of this money to stop smuggling people to the UK. The 99.5% of savings will be used to buy some better politicians #Manicfesto

To encourage true democracy, anyone can submit policies for our #Manicfesto Simply submit them via the hashtag . . . er . . . um . . . #Manicfesto . . . Help create our policies for the future which, no doubt, the other parties will steal in a few years time!

Make Helium balloons the basic national currency. They can only go up #Manicfesto

After the next #GeneralElection, we will introduce a 'cooling-off period' in case voters wish to change their minds and learn from any voting mistakes made the past. #Manicfesto

We will encourage children to read more by allowing Fish & Chips to be wrapped in newspaper again. #Manicfesto

Cigarette ends will be made of pigeon food to reduce the amount of litter. #Manicfesto

To reflect the current position of both Conservative & Labour, instead of investing in driverless car technology, the pair of them should be promising the investment of rudderless ships. #Manicfesto

Rather than stirring up division we will unite everyone in the UK again by surrounding the UK with a large cardboard box so people can think they are either IN or OUT of the EU. This will be known as Schrodinger's #Brexit #Manicfesto

With MP's, developers & councils increasingly in collusion with each other behind the publics back, we propose to upgrade the status of the greenbelt to a blackbelt to prevent them from messing with it any further! #Manicfesto

To compensate ALL Pensioners who have lost their Winter Fuel Allowance, they will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance when temperatures exceed 70 degrees🎩 #Manicfesto

The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy. #Manicfesto

Once in Government, we would prevent identity theft instantly by calling everyone Chris. #Manicfesto

Once in Government we will abolish stamp duty. Stamps are expensive enough as it is without having to pay any duty on them! #Manicfesto Angela Rayner

The appointment of David Lammy to Deputy Prime Minister is a great move by Keir Starmer as the UK may now get to have a realistic chance of successful negotiations with other countries . . . . . . oh, the new #ForeignSecretary is Yvette Cooper

Once in Government, we will reduce net migration to record new low levels by making sure that any nets are secured more firmly to the ground. #Manicfesto

Mark McKean Jonathan Pie Indeed . . . #Manicfesto x.com/Official_MRLP/…

#GreatNorthRun Viz Comic

Remembering HRMam #3rdAnniversary

If there was a general election tomorrow, who would you vote for (out of the four main UK wide political parties).