I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

Why isn't #ragingandcaging trending?

Just when you thought I couldn't get any more awesome. youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5…

Any caginites raging tonight? #ragingandcaging

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What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?

Some say I'm bankrupt, I'm just like I drink the champagne of beers. The High Life. #ragingandcaging

Every once in a while I enjoy getting in a cockfight to the death. #ragingandcaging

Been gone for a few days. I need to stop doing acid and thinking I'm John Denver.

#ragingandcaging

I'm coming out in a movie called Rage. Are you ready for Cage to Rage. #RAGE #ragingandcaging

If the Spurs need a baller. They know where to find me. #ragingandcaging

God I love Guns n Roses and myself. #ragingandcaging

Woke up this morning and was just like damn. Raged on that cage last night. #ragingandcaging

#mysteryhairline #ragingandcaging

Gotta gain weight for my 63 new roles. Ate 4 gallons of ice cream for lunch. #ragingandcaging

Thank gawd America.

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