No one has done it like this geeze ⚽️

What a wally.

Keep me relevant.

Anyone got a spare for The Fighting Cock event Wednesday?

Spursy.

Imagine being 17th in the League and doing this for winning the losers’ European trophy…. comical.

Today is the birthday of Pajtim Kasami, scorer of possibly the greatest Premier League goal of all time. You'd be hard pushed to find a better one. Take a bow son, then take another one.

We recorded this in May 2014 😂

Needless to say, I had the last laugh

Johan Lange sitting behind Daniel levy in negations the last 48 hours

The greatest first touches in football history. A Thread 🪡 1. Dimitar Berbatov

Better chin than Amir Kahn.

I think playing with Messi took emphasise of just how ridiculous Iniesta was.

ohh look at me, i'm tommy fleetwood. i just won 10 million dollars. and overcame my greatest hurdle. i'm universally beloved. i have incredible perspective on life's highs and lows. also awesome hair. lebron can't stop tweeting about me. whatever man

Aston Villa are paying Sancho more wages than any Tottenham player in history, big 6 cartel at it again

Not sure the context but as many as 6 officers required.

Tickles me every time.

Rachel Reeves You're so out of your depth it's painful.

Unemployment rising. What on earth could have caused that? Who could have possibly predicted it?! Oh. All of us. This is not a mystery. It’s the inevitable result of a government that keeps taxing work and punishing the people who actually create jobs and generate wealth.

The publishing of the budget just about sums up the leadership in this country. Pathetic.