Men love whiskey and aperitifs and all that bc they’re so unfamiliar with discomfort they feel the need to microdose it to relax

I would love for Jordan Peterson to watch Don’t Worry Darling and know his thoughts on it

Anyway so if you “hate gossiping” you’re sexist

they told me to make myself at home so i moved their silverware to the more logical drawer

Dissociating in the club

Entering my MILF era Man I’d Like a Frontal Lobotomy

yeah i take SSRIs Six or Seven Really Ice cold beers

Like oh you don’t wanna respond to my texts? first of all the fact I’m attracted to you is a trauma response so jot that down

Twitter is the place where you can put your stupid little thoughts to bed

ibs = i be slaying

The ROC news is a perfect example of how a large portion of the soft indie ally white boys with painted nails use that persona as a tactic to lure in unsuspecting victims. Quite literally wolves in sheeps clothing.

Thinking about that tiktok where a girls boyfriend started doing all the laundry to take some pressure off her and it turns out he had only been using fabric softener bc he thought it was detergent. Just saw this in my guy friends home. No detergent to be found.

they're like zendaya and tom holland for suicidal people

The gang coming to paramount+ in 2023!!! What an absolute honour to be a part of such a wonder production

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Just overheard one of two boys who work at the grocery store say to the other “bro I got a DEGREE in rizz’ sir you’re 16 and work at the Newmarket Metro

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