Seeing Civil War and the new Bad Boys trailer is getting big laughs. I am officially announcing that society has forgiven Will for The Slap.

Girl wtf do you know about shampoo???

Dad Whose Whole Thing Is the Civil War Driving Kid Home From the Movies: Well, when the REAL Civil War happened…

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
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Fine. If nobody else will speak against a powerful man, then I will. Mario went too far in Sunshine when he pulled the tentacles off of Gooper Blooper one by one. there had to be another way.

this ruined him

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Grown Man Yearns to Know Who Will Voice Evil Version of Sonic the Hedgehog in Movie for Children

I think to date, one of the most visceral reactions I’ve seen in a movie theater from an audience was the amount of gasps when Wilson the Volleyball fell off the raft in Cast Away

they found the Cow Tools sea creatures

'if you think i'm going to write a cameo for you now in Fantastic Beasts 4: The Dark Crimbo of Bumblewinx, which is definitely happening, you can forget it'

nodding unamused but eyes becoming as big as saucers on that third bullet point

my bank sent me an email on popular scams and how to avoid each one. for scams involving investing in crypto, i really wish it said 'okay. this one's on you.'

1950s song: 🎶oh baby honey. Lemme in your rocket. I wanna get into your rocket and then we’re gonna drop some bombs 🎶

People working on a Fallout game:

will be watching but I don't see this holding a candle to the Defunctland series

it would be so legendary if they did this for the funeral procession

missing Norm today

'Pim her name is Shrimpina. She'd be a shrimp...'