finding out you’re not pregnant: pregnancy scare finding out you are pregnant: pregnancy h o r r o r

It’s wild that men are comfortable asking for 200k+ salary, but I I feel unbearable anxiety asking them to text me more

seeing a man peacefully sleeping next to me makes me furious. the audacity

PSA: if we are sleeping next to each other and you are asleep and I am awake, I hate you

noise cancelling headphones but they cancel the noise inside your head

“oh I actually don’t like to use those, they really ruin the sensation” - me, every time a guy whips his junk out 💕

Bummed about this tampon shortage now I have no idea what to do with this blue liquid coming out of my body.

.Gatorade need anymore Cool Blue or Glacier Freeze?

The first episode of Loom Legendarium, run by Jevin Cokash and starting Natasha Vinik and me, has finally dropped! Check it out!!

HELLOOO IM IN LA FOR THE REST OF THE MONNNTH here are some shows I’m on, I have discount codes for tickets for some of them so feel free to ping meeee yayyyyy instagram.com/p/ChYkJT9LXCf/…

Tonight at 8:30 Bar Lubitsch! Sofiya Alexandra Jake Solomon Peet Guercio Natasha Vinik Barry Rothbart Alex Hooper Bil Dwyer @GrantLyon1 Eye On WeHo Comedy Bureau eventbrite.com/e/jetpack-come…

LA: STAND-UP COMEDY IN A FILIPINO RESTAURANT! Check out this week’s Motherland line-up of some of the best comedians from TV/movies performing this Wednesday 8/31 at one of the best Filipino restaurants in town. FREE TIX: motherland-comedy.eventbrite.com

For people that think Ye’s comments don’t matter, I’ve been doing stand up for 9 years and this month for the first time: * I was booed on stage for mentioning I was Jewish * I saw someone preach stormfront talking points on stage at a major comedy club

Yes! The plan is to recap with the hilarious Natasha Vinik and hopefully do some bonus content with other guests 📺

2 days away! At SF Sketchfest, help me and Arthur Gaus decide the biggest maniac of all time! With special guests Matthew Baetz, e e bustings, Natasha Vinik, and Marcus Williams. Brava Cabaret, Jan. 19th, 9:45pm Get tix here: sfsketchfest2024.sched.com/event/1VUpp