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Why Jonathan Kraft and Jerod Mayo are the perfect duo to lead the New England Patriots into a new era of sustained success. By Chad Graff, The Athletic

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Robert Kraft about Super Bowl XXXVI: I felt Bill had let us down by starting Tom after Drew had rescued us in Pittsburgh the week before. Drew deserved to get the start and we would've won by more than three points, I'm sure of it.

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If the Patriots sign Mayfield, draft a QB and trade Mac, Eliot Wolf should be NFL Exec of the year. Belichick would never be that creative.

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Did Belichick orchestrate 9/11 so that Mo Lewis would take out Drew Bledsoe and allow Tom Brady, who Belichick also hated, to become the starter and win 6 SBs for NE? Robert Kraft believes Belichick was in contact with Bin Laden throughout the early days of the Patriots dynasty.

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It wasn't just that Bill drafted another QB that bothered Tommy. It was that Belichick had to pick the one guy that was more handsome than Tommy. Tom Brady Sr, The Dynasty, Episode 7.

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All is according to plan. You dweebs calling for Mayo's head after losing to a 1-5 Jags team to go to 1-6 don't understand the long game to get the #1 pick and build the next dynasty. Jerod is coaching his ass off.