Marge "researching weather modification":

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This ghoul out here sounding like chancellor palpatine

Optimus when i ask it to give me fresh popcorn instead of the old stuff in the bin:

Carl Sagan's prediction of America, made 30 years ago.

literally chasing away the natives... i guess overt racism is the official DHS policy now

A president demanding lower interest rates in order to reduce the federal cost of borrowing, with no regard for inflation, is basically the textbook case for why central bank Independence is important.

Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard going on a podcast with an influencer *paid* by a russian company to spread russian disinformation... talking about how russian election interference was a hoax is just... *chef's kiss*

Constantly bitching and whining about "fake news" while proudly bragging about *influencers* and content creators... the lack of self-awareness is staggering

The utter irony...

Narrator: "He did..."

name a more iconic duo than chiefs players and injuring their own teammates early in the season

Does that mean the debate with Jon Stewart on the The Daily Show is back on?

first they came for the comedians... and i did not speak out, because i was not a comedian... #jimmykimmel

The state of 2025 NFL Media:

I literally cannot think of a less relevant college football program than Virginia Tech Can anyone name a single player from there other than Tyrod Taylor? I sure as hell can’t

PASSION - A strong liking, desire, or devotion to an activity. When I started playing tennis at 8 years old, it was just a game. Then it became my passion. My dream was to one day became a professional tennis player. I know that as an athlete, people like to think they know

Suing a state for allowing its residents to choose something democratically by vote... totally normal stuff from a totally not fascist administration

This is the kind of thing that might sound smart if youre an absolute idiot. Nobody thinks earth is "full". And most people are capable of understanding the difference between cities and... everywhere else

"core fascist traits are missing" *proceeds to list stuff that trump is literally doing* can't make this shit up