My love is like a river. The flow that has passed will never pass again. So don't lie to me and enjoy every moment we have together.

Can't. I'm busy. My Roomba summoned a demon again with the whole family. I'm cooking and doing laundry for everyone. Ouija carpet wasn't a good idea.

Choosing the ones that don't choose you is an easy way to stay single without having to explain it. So do I when choosing guys who live far away. Best way to keep my freedom.

If she wants you she won't wait to meet you!

If you fall in love you risk losing yourself

I feel bad about a lot of things but right now I mostly feel bad about finishing this box of glazed doughnuts.

summer waits patiently while spring clings to the promises of former lovers.

everyone is a revolutionary until a flying brick hits the head.

Life is so ironic.

It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence , and absence to value presence

Don't you hate it when that one nagging thought lingers eating away at you?

I mean if it's going to eat away at me could it a least start with my love handles and not my sanity?

Week three on antidepressants: sooo you mean to tell me all of you assholes have been out here operating with a brain full of serotonin all of this time??? Unfair!

Invest in your man.
Men do dope things when they have someone to believe in them.

#horrorprompt no.1419
#vsshorror
The delivery arrived early that morning
A collection of rare books
He was so ecstatic to receive such precious history
The #arsenic entwined books the perfect crime
By nightfall her cheating husband was no more
The books disappeared
The weeping

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Do you think anyone ever found Bobby McGee or is he still somewhere up near Salinas?

Oh you like sex? Huh boy? You like titties? Great big fat titties? Tight pussy? Yes?

❤️Red Love❤️

That 👊

My love is like a river. The flow that has passed will never pass again. So don't lie to me and enjoy every moment we have together.

Good morning Tuesday ❤️