Please can Nigel’s water company cut him off so the entire board of a useless water company has to resign.

EXPERT #1: Okay, so we're going to need to run a shim via the USB and root it by-
EXPERT #2 <interrupting>: I'm in
EXPERT #1: What?!
EXPERT #2: Pin was 1234
EXPERT #1:
EXPERT #2: Don't look at me like that. It was always going to be either 1234 or 80085.

The Tour De Branch is here!🚲

We are on our very own tour around the UK, visiting different Hub directors to get their thoughts on The FMB 🙌

In our first episode, we catch up with Nicola De Sosa, our Central Hub Director👏

THIS is important.
Boris Johnson fails to hand over the mobile phone with his Covid WhatsApps before the inquiry deadline.

Where does it go from here?
Is he arrested? I've no idea.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

The news is always like: 'America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free.'

🌎 50 years of speaking up for the planet.

🎥 The King has championed action for a sustainable future for more than five decades, believing that everyone has a role to play in tackling even the most complex sustainability challenges facing our world.

#LondonClimateActionWeek

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via 38 Degrees

“Journalists need to expose those people in the media that have stolen or hijacked the privileges and powers of the press and have used illegal or unlawful means for their own gain and agendas” — Prince Harry

Hi Boris, Mazher, Kit, Tommy et al bylinetimes.com/2023/06/06/pri…

Just asked Home Secretary to rule out sending lgbt Ugandan refugees fleeing the death penalty for being gay to Rwanda -a country that locked up lgbt people for ‘not having Rwandan values’. She refused and claimed our high court has said it safe for lgbt people there. It hasn’t.

I just entered Auto Trader’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a ORA Funky Cat worth over £32k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

How can we live in a country where a proven liar gets £250,000 of public money to defend his lies and woman who is proven by a court to have told the truth is made to pay a penalty of £1 million?

What would YOU name the iconic Bull from the Commonwealth Games❓

Ahead of its return, I’ve teamed up with Birmingham New Street to find a name for our metal friend 🐂

You can email your suggestions - [email protected] 📧

Or post them below👇🏻

We need them by June 7 🗓️

Please. My avocado. It is so sad.

Our fence was taken out by an esure driver months and months ago and we've been completely ignored by eSure who owe us nearly £1000. Not even acknowledged by them and they refuse point blank to take phone calls from third parties. What am I supposed to do?? 😡

Actual footage of me emerging after a 3 hour session in TK Maxx with all the bargains I didn’t need:

Please retweet this many, many, many times. It's horrific.
Marina Hyde is so right.
Why isn't this is a huge scandal?

Hundreds of lives ruined. Not a single person held to account. And still: silence on the Post Office scandal | Marina Hyde theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

😂🤣

Whitstable Harbour this morning. Think that's just murky water? Wait until the camera pans round.

Care to explain, Southern Water?

📽️ - Hywel Morgan (He/Him)

Following the lifting of avian influenza restrictions, our flamingos have returned to their enclosure and their walkthrough has reopened to visitors.

Our Research Officer Thomas captured the moment they were let out!

Magic, when done right, is funny.