You only hear about killing a mockingbird. Shout out to folks who just rough a mockingbird up. I'd go see 'To Punch a Mockingbird in the Stomach' and whatnot.

Shout out to the top 5 points in the world, Power, turning, you've got a, case in, and boiling.

My favorite Montalban is probably Ricardo.

How are y'all? I will only accept answers in emoji language and whatnot.

BRB y'all.

👏STOP👏CALLING👏'EM👏WEEPING👏WILLOWS!👏THEY'RE👏TRYING👏TO👏TURN👏THINGS👏AROUND!👏YOU👏AREN'T👏HELPING👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏

It's crazy that Teen Wolf is now 56-Year-Old Wolf and whatnot. Someone make 56-Year-Old Wolf. I'll play the wacky neighbor who runs up and says, 'Stop turnin' into a wolf, you're too old for that shit!'

You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.

Just sayin', landlords are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between the land and the Lord.

Shocker and whatnot.

How come you only hear about folks being nonchalant? No one is ever like 'To be honest I feel chalant as shit this morning.'

'It's true, 3 of the newly released songs on Taylor Swift's new album are in regards to our tumultuous relationship and whatnot... I'd appreciate privacy during this time'

We grew up so poor we could only watch T. The Terrestrial.

Just brought a bunch of my old shit to Trader Joe's to do some trading but those assholes will only take money. Trader Joe's is a lie and whatnot.

Sublet a place from Billy Joel when I moved to NYC. We hit it off. I was selling bus ads for a living. Decided to go west to do comedy. He sent me this record a year later and told my ass to listen to the first verse. Always makes me smile when I hear it. youtube.com/watch?v=_zA1Ot…

I take back everything I’ve said

Shout out to all the continental breakfasts out there, with the stale muffins and the sad-ass honeydew and the bacon M.I.A. and whatnot.

Shout out to the parts of a nutritious breakfast.

Shout out to all the results that may vary.

Shout out to all the patents that are pending.