I take back everything I’ve said

I hope someone is taking a photo of the eclipse

now is the vernal equinox of our discontent

new year's resolution: to work on my timing

Yes! Emo Philips

Traditional quadrennial retweet (a 🧵):

this is just going to get everyone agitated

decorated the porch for president's day; so far not one has showed

Happy birthday, Emo Philips!
Emo Philips

I kick off ‘24, as I do every year, with my apology to this chimp

don’t forget tonight to set your calendars forward a year

can’t think of a better day to wish you a merry Christmas

#OnThisDay in 1985, Phil appeared as Phil Mayhew on the Miami Vice episode “Phil The Shill”. Who remembers watching this episode when it first aired?

Watch more here: youtu.be/4iWQCWr05Xs

From my favorite episode of Miami Vice! “This one’s for you, Elvis!” 📺🔫😂

Emo Phillips and Phil Collins on Miami Vice. How 80s is this?

If you’d like to treat yourself to Mr. Bob Odenkirk’s poems while driving but are fearful of not looking up from the book in time to avert a crash, please let me, Maria Bamford, Ron Funches, Samuel Robert Epstein & Bob himself shepherd them into your brain. audible.com/pd/Zilot-Other…

Emo Philips The words of Mr. Bob Odenkirk, uttered by the voice of Emo Philips, is the closest our imperfect world will ever come to producing or experiencing Ainulindalë.

Emo Philips Nothing to do with your post but I just need to tell you that I've been bingeing Home Movies lately and your voice work as Shannon is sooo good

I am over-the-moon, through-the-roof, to Grandmother’s-house-we-go honored to have been chosen by Bob to read 21% of his poems out loud. Hear here: audiobooks.com/audiobook/6655…

The sci-fi noir masterpiece written and directed by James Kerwin and starring Kipleigh Brown and Chase Masterson 😳: