the national guard has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

I wish him the worst because he's absolutely terrible.

I meant to RT this again yesterday on Jackie Robinson Day. It is my favorite story. Ever.

Absolutely sobbing with laughter right now

I would get the nosebleed of my life on Hot Ones.

As you get older, it's a little disconcerting when a band/artist becomes famous and you've never heard of them. You feel completely out of touch. In turn, it's quite reassuring when you listen to them and realize that you are not missing out and it's absolutely not your shit.

So this is how officers lose their jobs at TPS...what a mess.

'Libs of TikTok, DC_Draino, EndWokeness, and a Jan. 6 defendant accused of looting furniture used to assault officers.' We are in Dick Tracy villain territory here.

They look like they’re on a motorcycle together and the ref is scared that Ryan isn’t paying attention while driving.

It’s remarkable to see an overlap between crypto guys and gambling guys. They seem so different.

Reminder: Eight of Ontario’s most powerful land developers own thousands of acres of prime real estate near the proposed route of the controversial Highway 413

“The group of developers own 39 properties covering 3,300 acres that are conservatively valued at nearly half a billion…

Only tall people should be allowed to interview basketball players. It looks like a freak show otherwise.

They look like they’re on a motorcycle together and the ref is scared that Ryan isn’t paying attention while driving.

He has the same complexion as Cam from Modern Family when he couldn’t be exposed to the sun.

As long as we’re sharing Conan clips, one of the coolest Late Night moments is Max Weinberg joining Death from Above 1979 halfway through their performance of “Romantic Rights” and absolutely crushing it.

Seltzer is a coarse, ugly word.

Absolute bitch move by the federal government.

Bowen and Ralph are so goddamn fun to listen to. Good for them.

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter