When it comes to being a middle-aged, thin-skinned, conspiracy-obsessed and bridge burning grade A asshole, he’s truly the GOLD STANDARD.

Dakota Johnson’s Calvin Klein campaign is all over my timeline. Not complaining.

RANKING: Even though Ridley Scott's The Dog Stars has moved dates, it still gave us a reason to look back on our favourite post-apocalyptic media. So, we've put our brains together to compile our consensus Top Five Post-Apocalyptic Films/Series. bitesizebreakdown.com/top-five/post-…

Oh did you not like HAMNET??? Maybe felt affronted by it??? Could you tweet about it more??? Maybe do a thread??? Please???? Quickly, there isn't much time!!

meanwhile, Sean Fennessey:

Hell yes!

Ahead of the big show, the Bitesize crew has officially made their #Oscar predictions in 12 categories! #Oscars

HELLOOOO. The Oscars are tonight, so for the last time this season, Adriano (me) has stolen the Bitesize account to give my unfiltered opinion on all of the wins. So follow this account if you (for whatever reason) aren't already to keep up!

ARTICLE: Before the #Oscars    go down tonight, take a look at who we here at Bitesize Breakdown believe are the rightful nominees and winners. Presenting the 5th annual Bitesize Awards. bitesizebreakdown.com/feature/2025-b…

Real

I would like for this to be good.

They frankly didn’t shorten it enough.

Genuinely one of the best songs of the last decade.

The way people talk about THE PITT on here, you would think it was their very first time engaging with a weekly medical procedural.

World Series Rematch Round 2 (Jays vs. Dodgers) - 7:07pm

Jays-ing.

BLUE JAYS BASEBALL IS BACK

Blue Jays lost again.

BEEF: S2 and ROOMMATES both happen to needle drop the A-Trak remix of Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ “Heads Will Roll,” and….yeah, that’ll never not work on me. youtu.be/XEA6-RlhSb4?si…