Diddy used to be the pin-up boy for bLaCk ExCeLLeNcE among certain folk… in spite of ALL the allegations that surrounded him for decades 🤣 why’s the crowd so quiet now? The silence is deafening!

Certain UK artists whenever they used to see Diddy:

I grew up in a working class family but I became middle class when I bought a reduced Cornetto from Waitrose

I’m going to try this tweet again in English. This is a brilliant and darkly funny book. That somehow manages to combine murder and mindfulness with humour! Page-turning brilliance. You won’t regret picking up a copy

A woman at work has just been telling me how she wants to have an 18th Birthday party for her son but he's not interested. She then went on "well, I deserve a party for giving birth to him. I've still got PTSD of the fanny!" x

Can’t help but laughing at reactions to recent rock star infidelity revelations with people going “there’s no more good men in rock :(“ like sorry has rock and roll not canonically been like shaggers behaving badly, what are you talking about

Simple Day #SOTD Tom Ford Italian Cypress a favorite of Mohsin Siddiqi

the guy who wrote this and us reading it

The best thing about Spain is the crisp culture, they're everywhere and excellent, and also extremely bad for my low carb diet so a big win for the soul really.

Rishi's wife being considerably richer than him.........Keir making Lord Alli pay for everything.........British politics: welcome to your sugar baby era

Nothing beats Lebanese humor even at the darkest hour

Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’ bit.ly/4etFGRq

Nursery firm founded by rogue landlord Labour MP accused of breaching safety rules The state of Jas Athwal's rental properties was previously described as 'unacceptable' by the Prime Minister 🔴 Exclusive from Ben Gartside trib.al/C5r1sUg

keir starmer has accepted £356 worth of funko pops since becoming an MP, more than any other labour leader combined

Lmaoooooooooooooo

I respect that stance. It isn’t mine. Human beings create soulless crap without ANY help from AI. I think it is vital NOT to disengage from what is going on this emergent tech.

Autumn fragrances 🍂| His and hers thread His Hers

Elon Musk's increasingly loopy (not to mention fictional) posts have nothing to do with politics; it's an attempt to gin up interest in X. It's all about business.

This ends with Keir Starmer being smuggled into the Arsenal stadium in that giant dinosaur mascot costume.