“HTTP is too slow we built an alternative called QUIC it will make everything faster.” “Nice how did you do it.” “We used UDP then built a new version of TCP on top.”

Kid: Mom I need a USB drive for school today. Me: Okay let me find one without malware on it. Kid: Seriously Mom? Why do you have malware? Me: Research and Cases. Kid: eye-roll…

Hallo Sparda BW Sparda-Verband - Ihr wollt von mir eine AGB-Änderung bestätigt haben (was ja grundsätzlich ok ist) und schickt mir dazu einen personalisierten QR-Code, der mich auf dieser Seite zum Einloggen animieren soll. Seit ihr von allen guten Geistern verlassen?

Some vendors: This vuln is in software that is technically end-of-life/end-of-support, but given the potential impact and the fact that it's a pretty egregious defect we'll issue a fix . Cisco: Here's a "Critical" advisory telling you you're screwed. Good luck.

This is how red team reacts to finding an XP box on the network.

It's time again. With version 1.0.3, EMBA now officially runs on Ubuntu, John the Ripper password cracker is on board and a GTFObins check on setuid files. There are also some speed improvements under the hood and we've also fixed a few pesky bugs.

Very happy with this new addition to my laptop stickers, which really captures my whole programming ethos

I NEED TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

#Cloud

RS loves sending individual boxes with 1 or 2 articles of a larger order (ideally one parcel per day). But a box with no parts certainly is a first for me

C++ reversing stream is off the rails… idk how this even happened 🤣🤣 Thanks kek5chen for the edit 🔥

Look, ma! No battery!

I just got an email yesterday from, what looks like a Continental employee, asking for help to crack/keygen a program they need. Followed by screenshots of them executing a random keygen they downloaded - which of course didn't work... That's how companies get breached lol

Self care tip; Did you know, that as a grown ass adult, you can buy a cheap cheesecake from your local grocery store whenever you want? A whole cheesecake

That annoying sound when you have three server fans running and they keep going in and out of phase with each other.

My latest phishing campaign is spoofed ticketmaster emails telling people they got access to Taylor Swift tickets It's at 140% success rate I am going to hell but at least I got shells

I wrote an IDA plugin that queries #ChatGPT and explains decompiled functions. It's still very bleeding edge, but you can find the code here and try it out: github.com/JusticeRage/Ge… (Yes, the video was performed on a very basic case for simplicity's sake.)