You’re invited to an amazing dinner.

Who is your Twitter +1?

MTG should make a last ditch push for the VP spot by admitting how many dogs she’s killed.

Question… if Donald Trump ends up being locked up for contempt of court, will the prison guards be forced to change his diaper? And will they get hazardous pay for it?

A former president of the United States of America wants to be locked up as a publicity stunt for his political campaign.

Let that sink in.

In this version of 'The Nazis,' Eva Braun will be played by Hope Hicks.

If you have an affair, don’t pay hush money, because then the focus is on the cover up and not the affair.

If you kill a dog and don’t meet a tyrant, don’t write those stories in a book, because then the focus is on the lies and not the book.

Quite simply- Don’t be an idiot.

The deciding issue in this election is whether Americans have become too ignorant to have a Democracy.

Good morning, everyone ☀️

My favorite part of Kristi Noems book was when she took Princess Diana to cattle auction at George Bush's ranch.

JP Staples shouldn’t be the only one called out. Every one of these privileged white shits should be famous.

Hi college kids raging against Biden for Palestine. Trump called you radical extremists and said you're 'terrorizing' college campuses.

He then got his base fired up by saying that Biden is 'bringing massive numbers of Gazans' to American towns - to make sure there is hate and…

Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos 🌮🎊

Today, a student who is mostly nonverbal spoke at morning meeting.

He talked about how much he wanted a dog.

The other kids raised their hands to ask him questions.

They asked, and he answered them all.

We were late for gym, and no one cared.

This is why I teach.

His photo ops are as real as his skin tone.

To avoid anxiety and fits of rage, Roger Stone now travels with his support Beanie Baby, Tim Pool.

Democracy vs Fascism

Love vs Hate

Light vs Dark

Go ahead, MAGA. We've seen your rallies. We can use a laugh.

I sure hope JP Staples finds a good role model like Kyle Rittenhouse.

Dinner at the movies 🍿😋

Most people would be shocked & horrified by racist Ole Miss white kids hooting, hollering, making monkey noises, & yelling the N-word at a Black woman. But not Rep. Mike Collins. He calls it “taking care of business.” The GOP is the party of disgusting fucking racists from hell.