I haven't enjoyed fart jokes this much since 5th grade!

I am not asking for much. Just one prospective juror to request dismissal because they can't spend 6 weeks exposed to Trump's stench! Just one!😂

Ahhh another micro dick with nothing to do and no avi. It's a weeknight! Bring it! 😂

It’s 1130 pm. I’m almost as tired as the fat orange fuck during a trial.

Truth Social stock is in the toilet, and the orange caked fat fudgsicle aka Trump is stuck in a courtroom for the next 6 weeks! Even paying taxes today can't dampen my joy! 😂

I opened our front door this morning and a bird flew away. I found this on top of our wreath! 🥰. Spring has sprung!

I would love to see Palm Beach International Airport renamed to the Barak Hussein Obama International Airport located on Joe Biden Way.

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Still 21 but just a few more years of experience! 😉

In Fall 2020, my ex waited until his rabid Trump-loving whacko BIL was out of town for a long weekend, then had a 12'x6' Biden-Harris 2020! banner installed in his front yard on 10' steel poles!

Whenever you are feeling down channel this level of petty energy!
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Jay, of the sore balls, (they make penicillin for that, doll) thinks calling me a skank is gonna hurt my feelings!

Jay, Jayman, Jayster...you are barfing up the wrong tree! I don't get rattled by dudes whose vernacular maxed out in junior high, love.

When they came for my Washington National Airport and named it Reagan, I admit, I did nothing.
But Dulles as Trump International Airport?
Get da fuq outta here!
The planes would fall from the sky!😂

Drowning smushed Peeps for your Easter centerpiece is a whole mood! 🤣

Felix you are the bestest! Folks, how about giving someone with 72 followers a chance to not tweet into the void?!? Come on down!

Although it is true that size doesn't matter...well not all the time...I mean, in some cases...uhm...well...anyhooooo!!!! Happy EASTER! 😂

Someone hand me a feather for my cap!
😂 What a pussy!

Nothing says Easter like a rectal mouthed, air brushed, orange POS peddling Bibles like a broke ass door to door salesman! I seriously cannot breathe!!!
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It's hard for me to explain just how true this is! Jaime has nailed it! Erik is bring to MO democratic politics exactly what it needs - a FIGHT! Support him. Tap into his energy. Bring it to your neighborhood, your district, your state! Together we make it happen!