POV: you just made new friends on the way to Emerald City.

I’m not a big RETVRN guy but we really do need to get back to the time when urban housing was so cheap and plentiful that any kid could show up in San Francisco or New York and find a place to live that they could afford on entry level service sector wages.

two minutes into walk: the weather is simply delightful today .. The birds chirp, the sun shines… the natural world beckons and i answer the call
three minutes into walk: there are things that have been done to me that can never be undone

(trying to relate to gen Z coworker) you really ate up that powerpoint presentation jenna

(remembering i have constructive criticism) but you left one crumb on the HR policies & resources deck

Showing up to book club where we’re discussing Nietzsche in my 1D Up All Night t-shirt: oh uh… I think I’m a different kind of Niallist

My husband telling me happy new year at midnight after I fell asleep on the sofa hours ago

Someone guessed what he's getting for Christmas

the more you grow older the anger towards your mother slowly transforms into grief and guilt when her sufferings becomes clearer and it the worst feeling in the world to know u were a part of causing it too

I'm SO glad I never had to learn English as a foreign language. This *looks* like nine consecutive nouns.

I only need to lose 30 pounds by the end of the year to hit my resolution to lose 20 pounds

Life is too short to be mad just say womp womp and move on

Can everybody just look at this cat

Life is all about finding that one special jacket, and, if circumstances allow, person

me, at a meeting of the knights of the round table: ugh this could have been a scroll.

Ironic. As a child, I was enthralled by the WWE... Yet today it is I, who must 'wrestle mania'.

when you make dinner and there’s no leftovers it’s like well what was the fucking point. it’s just. gone?

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

the best part of being in your 20s is discovering which common disease youre going to have to manage your whole life

All these 'progressives' dogpiling Drew Barrymore as if they don't know she has short-term memory loss and needs to have to strike explained to her each day by Adam Sandler.

It’s so funny that Sophie Turner, Conan O’Brian, and Topher Grace have all won public favor this week by doing absolutely nothing but staying silent and minding their gd business 😭😭😭