if t pain was alive today his album would be called “Rappa Ternt Gay “ and it would be about frotting and licking hole and stuff

Fucked A Robot N Got Motor Oil All Over My Dam Hands

being a substitute teacher and putting on a video probably feels so good

why does no one talk about how shadow the hedgehog is literally 50. he has a gun and drives a motorcycle and hes evil. he’s Mid-Life Crisis The Hedgehog

feal like a gay guy the way im jacking of my dick and cumming 🤣

*casting twitter trying to cancel me for Welding* Let people join things !

this is so beautiful i want to cry

how do you make more cheese curds i forget

squeaky phase mouse eternal: i know!!!!!!!! i know the two of us have had a hard time squeaking when theres cheese on warm baguette

being a lizard under a heatlamp probably feels amazing

How are 37.9 year old and stil l twitter 🤣🤣😆 it time Jazz !! 😹😹😂

im Hatefucking the world

i’m a crusty musty doodoo shart on the trueys of life

im heavily inspired by dick

heavily inspired by cigarettes

why did we all used to slice our arms up in high school that was so dumb. now my arm just looks like mushroom gills forever? so stupid

they should start over and make a new rodney and nnot break him and beat him over and over and over this time

the post-nut sob >>>