I pity Tutor Dixon. Must be awfully hard to find ways to impress Trump when shooting a puppy in the face was already taken.

So grateful to have the wisdom, maturity and basic decency of Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

#umcgc Am I the only one who keeps feeling like running outside and screaming at the top of my lungs, “I’m United Methodist!”

Raising kids was a great joy, but this - this is next level. 🥰

Bishop Gregory Palmer asks all #UMCGC delegates to join in prayer for those suffering through the war in Gaza. 'We pray that you would forgive our warring ways. That you would breathe upon us your peace. And you would mold us in every place, nation, family and community to find…

Agreed. The judge should make removing the microphone part of the punishment for violating the gag order.

This evangelical is over Trump. 👇

Calls his Bible disgusting.

Oh, and by the way, Happy Fourth Anniversary of Inject Disinfectant Day to all who celebrate!

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That didn’t take long.

For anyone saying they miss the “mean tweets” because things were “better” and more “peaceful” under Trump, I have a few things to say.

And I know, I know the people who should read this won’t, and even if they wanted to, a whole bunch of them simply can’t on account of being…

This.

Jeanine: You know a lot of Trump supporters. Do we need to be deprogrammed?

Jessica: That’s why I come to work everyday

Pay attention.

So let me get this straight.

SCOTUS rejected attempts to ban Trump from ballots. Citing that allowing states to make that judgment could result in an “inconsistent and dangerous patchwork of conflicting rulings…”

However, they are fine allowing states to make decisions…

Oh we are all laughing. Pay up, assholes

where's that groundhog

If you’re calling for Fani Willis to recuse herself over the “appearance of impropriety”, but you’re totally fine with bought and paid for Clarence Thomas ruling on cases in which his wife is directly involved, kindly shut the fuck up and have all the fucking seats.

Right now, I’m less concerned about who owns TikTok than I am about who owns the Supreme Court.

To avoid being banned, TikTok should simply rename itself to 'AR-15'