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Martin Knight

@martinknight_

Author & plagiarist. All views probably other people's. Dwindling. Retired goalhanger. Preferred Sweep over Sooty. Nostalgist. Change not always for the better.

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Is it safe to come out the larder yet? I locked myself in here a few weeks ago when the #WorldHealthOrganisation were warning we were all going to die of #MPox. Whitty was polishing his slides. Also, I’ve eaten everything in here.

Is it safe to come out the larder yet? I locked myself in here a few weeks ago when the #WorldHealthOrganisation were warning we were all going to die of #MPox. Whitty was polishing his slides. 

Also, I’ve eaten everything in here.
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Mike Pratt, #KennethCope’s partner in #Randall&Hopkirk, was the co-writer of what is considered to be U.K’s first rock’n’roll record Rock With The Caveman, sung by Tommy Steele.

Mike Pratt, #KennethCope’s partner in #Randall&Hopkirk, was the co-writer of what is considered to be U.K’s first rock’n’roll record Rock With The Caveman, sung by Tommy Steele.
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I’ve got three hours of this - WIFE: St. Pancreas has changed. ME: Pancras, not pancreas. WIFE : Oh, thought it was named after a hospital. ME: No, a saint WIFE: You ever heard of Saint Pancras? ME: No.

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“. . . Hold on, see the thug walking his dog in the distance pretending to be nothing to do with it . . . I got him five years . . .”

“. . . Hold on, see the thug walking his dog in the distance pretending to be nothing to do with it . . . I got him five years  . . .”