SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS!

sorry

It’s 2024. Shouldn’t all the clocks be synchronized by now?

Building a chair. So the screw i dropped should be somewhere by my feet.
No.
Under the table in the next room.

Get to fuck with this magic.

IKEA now sells a cat house for the KALLAX shelving unit. Have a nice evening.
ikea.com/gb/en/p/utsadd…

Oh nothing much, you?

National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras.

📸: Beverly Joubert

I love learning about other cultures and languages 🤓

me, to shovel salesman: [at a shovel store] how’s this do with like dirt & stuff?

shovel salesman: i’m not gonna bullshit you it’s pretty good

My kid told me last night that he doesn’t like taking showers anymore because all he ever does is “sit under the water and think about life.” I’ve never related harder to a 9 year old.

I like my candidates the way I like my vodka. For dog people.

sons of bibliography

Whoa blast from the past!! I used to LOVE this place 🤩

My Monday has been totally unhinged and a little bit confusing ??

awesome text to get from a coworker i met last wednesday

I mean, Rusty gets it!

emily one time my brother as a toddler ate 3 cigarettes and when my mom called poison control, she asked them what to do and they told her to stop smoking 😭😭

SCREAMING 😂😂😂

Doctor: What are you using for birth control?

Me: I wear crocs.

Life’s too short. Eat the croutons! Take one less bite of dessert and boom ⚖️

All I want. One time. I just want to drive a car through a fruit stand. Just once.