The Telegraph Viewers can look forward to such televisual delights as 'Honey! Your Family Are Racists!', the hilarious 'How To Brainwash A Guy In 10 Days' and the not-to-be-missed '10 Things I Hate About Your Family'.

In related news, scans on those with FBPE hashtags have shown the complete absence of a brain.

The only people who should ever have been imprisoned for ‘dancing in the street’ are David Bowie and Mick Jagger.

Project Fear ended in 2020? Christ, if only it had... 🙄

Everyone is feeling the effects of the higher cost-of-living. But post pandemic, during a global inflation crisis, with war raging in Europe, now is not the time for strikes; especially for those working in the emergency services.

No trade deals, no inward investment, exports drying up, planes grounded, food shortages, no place on the world stage? Do tell us more…?

BBC Question Time This is what worries people India. A woman who raped two other women with 'her penis'.

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Project Fear ended in 2020? Christ, if only it had... 🙄

Other than a bigger hit from Covid, the UK economy has more-or-less mirrored the German economy. Brexit hitting the Germans too...?

My 99 year old great grandmother Lily Ebert, an Auschwitz survivor, receiving her MBE from His Majesty King Charles, at Windsor Castle, on Tuesday.

Honoured to have been by my great grandmother’s side for this special moment. ❤️

Viewers can look forward to such televisual delights as 'Honey! Your Family Are Racists!', the hilarious 'How To Brainwash A Guy In 10 Days' and the not-to-be-missed '10 Things I Hate About Your Family'.

More importantly, who's stupid enough to BELIEVE that...? 😏

Sunak backs Brexit; Starmer will drag us back into the EU in a heartbeat. The PM is also standing up against the unions - the ones that fund the Labour Party. He's pledged to tackle illegal immigrants; Starmer would open the floodgates. And Rishi knows what a woman is.

Conclusion: Campbell's talking bollocks.

So no surprise there then... 🙄

The BBC and others amongst the lib-left media have done a truly splendid job of blaming issues clearly caused by Covid and Ukraine war upon Brexit. And comparisons with other countries are only ever made if they put the UK in a poor light. Sadly, Project Fear didn't end in 2016.

'Can you tell from the scan whether Nicola Sturgeon would call it a girl or a boy?'

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Wrong. Sunak backs Brexit; Starmer will drag us back into the EU in a heartbeat. The PM is also standing up against the unions - the ones that fund the Labour Party. He's pledged to tackle illegal immigrants; Starmer would open the floodgates. And Rishi knows what a woman is.

As most of us already knew, the militant trade unions aren't fighting for more money for their members. In fact, they probably care very little for what their members earn. This is about waging a hard-left, anti-democratic, ideological pitched battle against our government.

🥀 *The £125 million reason*

A new website to reveal why Labour MPs are so keen to back striking unions.

A huge £125 million in union donations to the Labour Party, including £264,000 to one senior frontbencher.

🔍 TheyWorkForUnions.co.uk