Hey #murderinos guess what? I get to see My Favorite Murder LIVE tonight in OKC. I am beyond excited. And if it keep flooding I’ll get a damn boat Bc I am not missing this show.

What could I talk about for 30 minutes with no prep? 💕why reading and writing romance novels is a feminist act 🐓 how much I hate backyard chickens 🧀 the many wonders of cheese 🐝 the complexities of honey bee societies 🎪Political scandals

my period is a day late and I accidentally hit my pussy on the edge of my desk do I have to go to jail or can I just do community service

I feel like such an adult when I buy plastic wrap and put it in my drawer with the foil and the ziploc bags. Like when did this happen?

Gmorning. Courage. Courage. Courage. Courage. Courage. Yes you’re scared, we all are, so Courage. Courage. Courage. Courage. Courage.

99 cent sale of our #policeromance anthology in honor of Police Week. Proceeds to ODMP.org! (not officially associated with ODMP, we just love the org!) #PoliceWeek2019 All the stories are great and mine is super swoony! 👇👇👇 amazon.com/Tales-Antholog…

Gnight! *mashes a bunch of buttons* There, I put in the cheat code for you, tonight should be peaceful

Happy 101st birthday to "Hidden Figures" mathematician Katherine Johnson. She's in front of NASA's new Katherine Johnson Computational Research Facility!

@melon_reads I have a free married couple in trouble / baseball romance I wrote with my book bestie Maren Lee amzn.to/2JFpQqJ

You don't need my stamp, you're 100% that bitch!!!! 💖

Girl Code is LIVE! Hacker Mickey Hill is in danger after she steals encrypted files. Dante Chinn has loved her his entire life and now he’s back, to protect her body and her heart. Grab this thrilling romantic suspense novella on Kindle it KU 1/24! amzn.to/37tg5pc

We heard you wanted to see the Professor in his Prada glasses. You're welcome 😉 #GabrielsInfernoMovie

Overheard in the women’s bathroom: “I just feel so stupid—“ “No, HE’S the stupid one! HE’S the STUPID ASS HOLE. Look at yourself, you’re a fucking goddess and he’s a shitty shoebox.” “Oh my god. Thank you... ... ... What’s your name?” “Shana.” “I’m Mandy.”

Over the past 10 years, Oklahoma has seen more rural hospitals close than 47 other states. Too many times, I’ve sat across from people interviewing them about losing access to care. We must invest in rural Oklahoma and expand access to healthcare. beckershospitalreview.com/finance/state-…

Misty Copeland is miraculous.

I don’t know if the writing world needs another American Dirt thread, but I got conned by the folks behind this book’s marketing and I’m mad about it, so for whatever it’s worth, here’s some details about how this thing was presented to the world…