Think you could keep up with Keely Hodgkinson??? #Olympics #Paris2024 #800m

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An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance. If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed. x.com/i/status/18371…

Have they had a 2-for-1 deal on Turkey teeth this year? #scd

Rory Delap about to take a throw-in:

What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

Introducing my new favourite tweet of all time

Which is why my very first pets were two goldfish named Teapot & Hanky

How is it that we can put a man on the moon, yet we can’t figure out a decent tannoy system for train conductors?

Is it just me that sees it?

Out of all the ‘Gary Barlow’s massive son’ memes, I think this one is my favourite

Cat scan

One of my biggest apprehensions about returning to work is I waited 3 years for two specific team members to be in same meeting so I could ask Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? And nobody got it. I can’t go thru that again

Massive away win for the little fella.

When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’

captain tom’s family accidentally killing him by taking him to barbados and then it immediately being revealed that they’re related to the guy who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire