There's an episode of The Office where Michael says The F and R slur and Comedy Central airs it every 4 days.

I think I might be a hoarder, I don’t even like clearing my browser history.

Breaking News: Italian Americans in New Jersey are Republican

Joel “Cigarettes After Sex” Embid

The perfect tshirt doesn’t exis-

When a comedy couple breaks up who gets custody of the open mics?

Always felt bad for Cedric The Entertainer's brother Daniel the Accountant. Why were their parents so cruel?

imagine if andrew tate was funny on purpose

I’m a Knicks fan, that was a foul against tyrese maxey 10 times over.

I’m glad it’s the nfl off-season, I didn’t even know Taylor Swift put out an album.

I love how some dogs are named Cupcake and others are just Hank. Like imagine if you met someone IRL named Linda but then their wife was Porkchop

I’m a baseball fan but I could see why some people think it’s boring, like 5 of the teams are named after socks

I don’t think it’s that serious. But also, if anyone’s displaying pimp imagery, it’s this guy (yes it’s me)

sell churros at the movies, call them Cinema Sticks.

Times have changed, now we want bigger iPhones and smaller iPads.

I commute 45 minutes to work every morning. By the time I get to my desk I’m pretty much done for the day.

Waiter: “did you save room for dessert?”

Billy Idol: “It’s a nice day for a bread pudding”

Just saw a woman in a wheelchair with her legs crossed. I do love experiential oxymorons.

It’s funny when life saving medications have life threatening side effects. It’s like if sunscreen caused lung cancer.

Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul will be our O.J. Trial