@MelRedPriestess And my sons are not worth being flattered over? Gotcha. Rully likes his witches snobby I see @DevotedDevan Asha Greyjoy

@DevotedDevan Son. *stiff nod* Ravens are scarce on this Gods foresaken island. #orwhereverthehellsiam #disappearingdavos

@DevotedDevan @melredpriestess Asha Greyjoy King Tommen *sigh* *goes back into hiding*

@MelRedPriestess @devoteddevan Asha Greyjoy King Tommen it's sometimes hard to resist doing what you do best, despite the results.

@DevotedDevan More proof of my poor parenting, would think my son would know I am much more of a Solo fan. King Tommen #DavosisloyalSolo

@DevotedDevan Ser Wedge Antilles. With help, sure. True scoundrels over fancy ones. King Tommen

@DevotedDevan they are not lost. They are right here *clutches pouch* Perhaps one of your brothers would like to squire for a king, hmm?

@DevotedDevan don't worry. I'm fairly certain you'll get your fill of war. #anboodandfireandcoldanddeath #whee

I now fully understand why Sandor Clegane drinks so much following Dragonstone's visit of the royals Myrcella Baratheon & King Tommen

@MelRedPriestess Stannis Baratheon Even my resolve has a breaking point. You fires are more than welcome to Myrcella Baratheon my red lady.

@DevotedDevan You are a good son, Devan, though I do think you could learn plenty from your 4 older brothers once this war business wraps up

@DevotedDevan I did not work myself up from the bottoms for you to be a bottom, son. Though that may not be an issue at least King Tommen

@DevotedDevan No sailor in his right mind would wear such aboard a ship. I'm certain you know that much at least. Loras Tyrell King Tommen

@MelRedPriestess Agreed. Now thinking it could be one of top scenes of s2. Especially w/ our new dopplegangers. #ooc #GameofThrones #ASoIaF

@DevotedDevan Any Seaworth worth his salt could sail through Valyria and back one handed. Stannis Baratheon Ramsay Bolton

@DevotedDevan #ooc Until GRRM feels compelled to go into Davos's sexuality futher, I have no comment. Stannis Baratheon King Tommen

I'll admit Ramsay Bolton has been a disappointing babysitter, but only because he has not cooked and eaten King Tommen yet @Devoted_Devan

Remember @DevotedDevan I said only one item from the Night's Watch gift shop. Stannis Baratheon Shireen Baratheon Steve

@DevotedDevan Flaming? Wooden boats? Are we SURE you're a Seaworth? Stannis Baratheon Shireen Baratheon Steve

*sigh* Next game: all children will be towed back to Dragonstone in a rowboat. Stannis Baratheon Shireen Baratheon @DevotedDevan King Tommen