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The Sassiest Semite

@littlemisslizz

Tourette’s makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me anxiety. Drummer. Pixie. Hockey fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. she/her

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I love picking out gifts for my favorite people when I travel. It’s almost always something small, often a trinket or a vintage bauble but you’ll immediately know it’s just for you because it will harken back to a conversation that occurred once & I made sure to never forget.

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Thank you to Air France for making this flight easy for me. Tourette’s is more pronounced when I fly, which slows me down & in turn can delay others. People assume by appearance that I don’t need extra time. The gate agent made it so easy for me to get on this plane quickly. ❤️

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Don’t match my mood. Don’t match my freak. Don’t match my anything. Bring your Own mood and your own freak so we can get really weird.

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When I set foot back into America in 3 hours & they ask if I have anything to declare, I’m gonna say “a thumb war”. And also, “send me back”.

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“I don’t believe in witchcraft.” Cool. I don’t believe in men who wear jorts but you don’t see me telling you how to live your life.

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I’ve landed back in the US after 12 days abroad and I’m not happy about it so I got 47 lbs of Chinese food & and as much Jon Hamm related content as needed to help me through my readjustment.