hi guys my exams r coming so i will be extra active on twitter

A consistent sleep schedule: "You want me." Me: "I want you, baby." Finals week:

My stomach when I drink water instead of coffee:

psa scooters has free drinks for health care workers today

Compliments from nursing majors are on a whole different level. Once had someone say "your veins are popping! I'd love to give you an IV rn"...i...?

Finals week really has me setting a timer instead of an alarm clock and if that doesn't describe how this semester is going then idk what does.

Yeah, I am bad at math but I'm pretty sure I know the difference between average and total. 8 hours average of sleep is good! 8 hours total in 3 nights during finals week isn't...

Working with kids is all fun and games until some moron goes too hard and loses their voice screaming ring around the rosie. I'm the moron.

Today I learned that corgi butts can float. Not sure what to do with this info, other than share it with you. 14/10 what a good buoy

2 days after i get paid

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

IT'S TEACHER'S DAY AT SCOOTERS!!! Show your school ID for a free drink today at any location.

To the guy that got 24 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO within a span of 6 hours today...you're a mood, but like...r u ok?

Target runs are honestly my favorite form of cardio.

Layne Symington You are iconic

Some 6th graders sitting behind me are discussing PEMDAS. They've reached the peak of middle school and you can't convince me otherwise.

Thinking about the time in college that I got so stressed coming up with a lie for 2 truths and a lie that I ended up having all of my options being true

My biggest flex is that I now have a 1000 day streak on Duolingo.