Twitter Beğeni Hilesi

Finding the courage to be your authentic self. I'm here for it.

Cotton panties so he can see the wet spot better.

Linkin Park is trending? Cool now I get a chance to ignore them all over again

I'm still calling it Twitter there I've said it!

Ffs sometimes you just gotta love what isn’t meant for you, though

Get you one bad at dodge ball so she can’t avoid you cumming on her face.

I always find it interesting that so many people like my freckles and curls when I quite literally was bullied for those things growing up 🙃

Think tights for tonight 🥰

First date idea: adult book store then Golden Corral.

🤣 ummm Morning!!

I don’t think I could sell my panties, what if they used my DNA and framed me for a crime?

Liar

Some of you have to get better at stealing tweets. You’re making it too obvious it’s not yours.

A Venezuelan gang just took over my shed

Get in dork, we’re headed back to virginity.

Who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell?

You’re the hottest piece of ass this side of our 7-Eleven dumpster.

Blocked everyone who wouldn’t be invited to my funeral so if you see this, what dish are you bringing to the wake?