Hard to believe this poem is exactly 1.5 million years old today.

Today’s poem is called ‘As I Grow Old I Will March Not Shuffle’.

RTing this cos it’s Bake Off night and quite frankly I don’t think it got the attention it deserves. Spent 30 quid on m’ Liz Truss wig and wasted a slab of 2 yr old frozen pastry that never even made it in shot. #GBBO

Looks like I’ll have to get myself all #LizzTruss ’d up more often…

This is just getting silly.

No, I haven’t tried to get her a job as a special adviser.

I asked a group of 6 year olds 'How can adults become happy?'
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A THREAD

It’s been an odd week.

THREAD: This thread is for people who will be at their family home for Christmas and therefore watching #EastEnders for the only time in 2021. Allow me to get you all caught up on the goings-on in Albert Square in its most explosive week of the year!

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