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Sooz Kempner

@SoozUK

"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Act: @ryanioscoholmes Comedy: @gag_reflex VO: @TheJonesesVoice she/her

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linkhttps://www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs calendar_today29-01-2009 08:58:58

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Jessie Earl(@jessiegender) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So she agrees that intentionally misgendering people is something people do when they’re trying to be cruel.

So she agrees that intentionally misgendering people is something people do when they’re trying to be cruel.
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miss gender(@girldrawsghosts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

as a reminder kevin smith has given full permission to pirate dogma because harvey weinstein owns the rights, and smith refuses to buy them back now that he’s in jail because he doesn’t want weinstein to benefit in any way

it’s also why it’s not available anywhere legally

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There's nothing I can do about fake accounts other than report them but I get a DM about one about once every 30 minutes for the past few months so👍

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Bilal Zafar - twitch.tv/zafarcakes(@Zafarcakes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just literally jumped for joy in Waitrose because I misread 'Brie Selection' as GENERAL ELECTION😂😂😂

Fingers crossed 🤞

Give this a like and share far and wide if you agree the Tories are SPUNKTUMPETS

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I recognise a green screen when I see one. It's as good as good as my green screen work, there's a few creases and rumples but for what I do that's ok, I'm just trying to make comedy skits quickly. Eylon is trying to appear a professional, credible spokesman.

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Greg Jenner(@greg_jenner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This sketch isn’t half as funny in theory as it is in execution - watching the actors corpsing brings this alive in such a thrilling way

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Caelan Conrad(@CaelanConrad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My mom says if I don’t get 10k more subs in the next month she’s taking away my computer and sending me to a camp for bad girls 😞

Plz save my channel by making 200 accounts each and subscribing. Thank you. Do not ignore.

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sky News Craig Oliver What the fuck are they gonna do a year in to a Starmer government when they're asked a difficult question about something Labour have done? 'Well imagine if it was Jeremy Corbyn!' But...it isn't. It's you guys. So. Jot that down.

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Dane Baptiste/A$ap BAP/Joke Dza(@DaneBaptweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A man that exclusively targeted women, while faraz tahir a Muslim security guard sacrificed himself.

See; the discussion is now about mental health, but ppl who politicise these acts with no regard for the victims are the truly insane.

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bizarrely there’s a clip of my standup in this Wisecrack video essay which is very flattering and is probably the most people who have ever seen my comedy. youtu.be/ytLrIicFwzg?si…

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Razor Marone(@Streettough) 's Twitter Profile Photo

6 months of genocide and on the verge of all out regional war and ofc there is some utter arsehole crowing on the news about us all having dodged a bullet by not electing the peace guy. What could be more British?

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