Some of my Chinese sketches got tons of views on Twitter, and I didn’t even know, haha. This got 20+ million views in China, too.

Maybe 50 cent should change his name to 60 cent. You know…cuz inflation.

1. Give this thread a RT 2. Comment "Story" And I'll send you the link in the DMs. (Must be following, so I can DM you)

Can someone tell Ali Hassan at Yahoo Finance that their headline should show $915 for Citi’s price target, and not $195? Yikes! Yahoo Finance Article: uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/citi-reit…

You might be in Mandarin Chinese jail. DM me “READY” if you want to bust out. TheChineseDojo.com

Chasing XP points in a language app doesn’t help you efficiently learn a language. It gives the app increased “Session Length” and “Time-In App”. In return, you get a little dopamine. It’s a real trade, not a real skill.

Happy Thanksgiving! (I wrote that without AI)

Commercial Booking!! Thank you Killian McHugh ,The Osbrink Agency !

This new LAY'S commercial is sure to put a smile on your face. Terrific work Kenan Heppe! ispot.tv/a/AnTU #osbrink #mondaymotivation

I think the reason my girlfriend and I have such an amazing relationship is because I haven't met her yet.

Playing dress up as the delivery man for #ariannezucker, Nicole, on #daysofourlives ! #LA… instagram.com/p/BBtQkG_JNCD/

You probly think this tweet is about you, don't you now?

SO great to see you again, danielle Eskinazi Casting CCDA !! Thank you and have fun on your weekend trip!

Thanks for having me at the callback today, you're the best!! danielle Eskinazi Casting CCDA

Playing hard to get in 2016 is waiting more than a day to accept a friend request.

Entry 12 - Game of Thrones: youtu.be/hNvgf_h4T_M?a via YouTube

Debates today and he's showing up #again

Thank you The Osbrink Agency for sending me on THREE commercial auditions within a two-hour span. What a great day!